After a second of mental processing, I yelled back: "AS IN SARUMAN?!"
Yeah. As in Saruman.
Apparently this isn't even his first foray into heavy metal Christmas music; in both 2012 and 2013 he released Christmas EPs, A Heavy Metal Christmas and A Heavy Metal Christmas Too. I mean…this is just my new favourite thing. (Also: why am I only just hearing about his first album now? I am not the esteemed alternative Christmas music expert I thought I was, clearly.)
Now, I just want to be clear: heavy metal isn't really my bag, and this is…not….great music. But that's sort of what makes it the best thing ever?
Anyway….yeah. This is a thing. You can buy the single via iTunes and Amazon, if you're game.